Nickelodeon - Douman Seiman
I don’t know why, when some people hear “please stop sexualizing things intended for kids and making porn out of them,” they’re like “oh, so adults aren’t allowed to enjoy it? It’s not ‘for kids,’ it’s for everyone.”
Like, no, it’s for kids. Everyone’s allowed to enjoy it, but it is for children. Pornography, if it is for anyone, is for adults. There is not, nor should there be, any overlap between children’s television programs and pornography. Like, there are 5-year-olds looking for pictures of them with their parents, and search engines kind of suck at filtering out porn.
So I’m really sorry you’ve prioritized your desire to get off over the absolute necessity to keep little kids from being traumatized, but those kids are often too young to differentiate fantasy from reality, let alone differentiating fantasy from unlicensed-fantasy-derivative-of-the-original-fantasy, and if they see pictures of their favorite characters having sex that mimic the actual animation style exactly, they’re going to be traumatized, and I don’t know what kind of monster would think his orgasm is worth traumatizing children.
This is actually a pretty universal message but just so we’re clear on who should feel the worst about this, I’m talking specifically about bronies.
Prussia walking up to people making “Prussia is dead” jokes and yelling “COULD A DEAD NATION DO THIS” and proceeding to attempt a handstand before falling over and breaking his wrist
[one emergency trip later…]
IT JUST MEANS YOU’RE STUPID. Okay this is done juju and mia enabled me and i couldn’t resist.
So my cousin was in a gay pride parade and everything in her outfit and makeup was rainbow but she was wearing red contacts and while marching, a protester behind her yelled “You’re going straight to hell” and she turns around to face him with her fuCKING blood red eyes and she says “well duh, I got a kindom to run” and the protester nearly fucking passed out that is her legacy I want to be like her
those rollercoaster goers got owned as fuck
A recent study shows the aerosol pollution in Asia is creating stronger storms in the Pacific Ocean, which will ultimately cause weather changes in North America.
our ends are our beginnings, a.m.
(Ophelia, for ndsays.)
this is the best thing I’ve seen
the sun has come out
the sun is gay
*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay